hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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