he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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