WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Randomize
