I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
should my penis look like a turkey
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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