i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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