'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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