If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I just want nice things and good sex
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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