She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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