We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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