i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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