Pappa wants mamma naked
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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