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she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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