Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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