Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Randomize
