Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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