His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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