i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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