And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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