if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
