I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I got her a Nickelback box set.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Please don't give away my fajitas
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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