Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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