How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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