I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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