She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
