I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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