i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
We just shotgunned beers for America
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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