guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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