The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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