My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
