Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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