i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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