Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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