the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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