Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'm just crazy horny about you
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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