im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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