I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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