normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
you told grandpa to call you daddy
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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