i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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