Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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