Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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