You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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