It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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