she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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