Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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