just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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