Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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