I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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