Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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