did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Randomize
