I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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