you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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