I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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