dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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