epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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