whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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