Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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