toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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