bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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