And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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