how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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