Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Randomize
